Dumb Indeed
Tony Ingram, 26, was arrested in South Elmsall, England, on his 11th offense of driving while his license was suspended. What tipped police off this time? Ingram waved at officers as he drove by them, attracting their attention. He was also convicted of resisting arrest — also for the 11th time. “Ingram has a bad record,” his lawyer admitted in court. “I urge you to pass the shortest possible sentence for this young man.” He was sentenced to 22 weeks in jail. (Wakefield Today) ...Sorry, but that was Ingram who was sentenced, not the lawyer, as you were hoping.
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