’Tis the Season
“Flying Deer Injures Man near Danville” read the headline. The story: Robert Brooks, 50, driving near Danville, Calif., stopped his car because he thought he had hit a deer. As he was checking his car for damage, another car drove by and hit the deer for sure — it sent the animal airborne, and it bowled Brooks over. He was left with a broken ankle, and the offending driver didn’t even bother to stop. (Pleasanton Tri-Valley Herald) ...Wait’ll Santa hears about this.
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