Irony Board II
Joaquin Laguer, 27, was in a tattoo parlor in East Williamsburg, N.Y., getting a design on his arm when he started feeling faint. He got up, walked over to the counter, and passed out. His head smashed through the counter’s glass, deeply cutting his throat, and he quickly bled to death. Only the outline of his new tattoo was completed, reading “Last Rites”. Laguer’s mother said her son had a history of fainting. She also has a tattoo: teardrops under her eye. (New York Daily News) ...At least they’re no longer crocodile tears.
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