Dry Run
“If there was an award for the dumbest crooks,” said a spokesman for the police in Gronau, Germany, “they would certainly be in the running.” That would be armed robbers who held up a courier, chasing him at high speed and forcing him to stop. They then grabbed a case from the trunk and ran. But instead of the suitcase full of cash they were after, the gunmen got the courier’s first aid kit. (PA) ...Sure: robbers that stupid probably shot themselves in the process.
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