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Police in Melbourne, Vic., Australia, are on the lookout for a woman who has been providing interesting entertainment to train commuters. On at least two occasions, the woman has broken into an unmanned cab to broadcast to passengers over the train’s public address system. “There was a woman on the address system,” said one witness. “It was very graphic about how she was going to have sex with a driver for about three minutes.” The driver is apparently innocent of collaboration, but some are suspicious. “I thought she was in cahoots with the driver,” said another passenger. (Melbourne Herald-Sun) ...No! He was up front the entire time! I swear!
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