Moron of the Week #612
“He took clothes and meals,” said Washington County, Wisc., Sheriff Brian Rahn. “Whatever he was finding in those refrigerators, he was filling up on it.” He was speaking about a burglar who likes to make himself meals, take showers, and pick out changes of clothes from homes he breaks into. But they have a fresh lead on the burglar’s identity: he also helps himself to home computers, where he surfs the Internet and checks his e-mail. On one recent caper, Rahn said, “He never logged out.” Detectives say that helped them discover his identity, and his arrest is pending. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel) ...But it’ll take awhile, since the cops are still on dial-up.
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