Oh, That
By the time William Kersey, 30, reported he had “misplaced” his car, police in Jackson Township, Ind., had already located it — two hours earlier. They were anxious to see what Kersey had to say about the circumstances of losing it. When taking the report, they asked Kersey if there was “anything of value” in the car, and he said no, according to the police report. When officers told Kersey they found his 4-month-old son in the vehicle, he admitted he left the boy behind when he chased three “attackers” into the woods, but he ran far enough that he couldn’t find his car again. “His story seems somewhat suspicious,” a police spokesman said, noting that they arrested Kersey on charges of child abandonment. (Northwest Indiana Times) ...“Somewhat” suspicious? What’s needed to get them to “very suspicious”?
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