Never Mind
After Andre Ellis, 39, allegedly robbed a bank in Ambridge, Pa., he walked over to a laundromat to mull over his crime. Seeing the commotion of all the police cars converging on the scene, he had a change of heart and went back to the bank to return the cash. But the bank had locked up after the robbery and he couldn’t get in, so he knocked on the window to get attention. Finally, an officer recognized him from the bank’s description and arrested him. “He told us he knew he did wrong and he wanted to make it right,” said police Sgt. Rick Bufalini. “Too bad all the bank robbers aren’t like this.” (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) ...If you’re going to have a fantasy, how about “no more bank robbers”?
Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 12