Real Dummy
Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, of Sioux Falls, S.D., was discovered in a high school after school hours with his pants around his ankles, lying on the floor next to a female mannequin. School security say they kept finding the mannequin undressed, and now they know why. Plentyhorse was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. “There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin,” offered Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus. “That’s the only way I know how to put it.” (Sioux Falls Argus Leader) ...Sadly, that was Plentyhorse’s excuse too.
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